2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."

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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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